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Joke of the Day

"My mouth smells like a cave someone shoved a bunch of dead animals into, because that's what it is."

"""I just dumped my girlfriend lol"" - a cannibal after taking a shit."

"Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead."

"(WW1 1915) ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan? ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to- ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes..."

"What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal? Check, mate."

"Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now? Because it was popular in California 10 years ago."

"The real problem with kissing a perfect 10 The cops come chasing after you"

"Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? Of course you don't."

"What do women and Slinkies have in common? Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs."

"Using double negatives results in the meaning being positive. So, should using double positives should give a negative meaning? Yeah right."