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Joke of the Day
"A baby seal walks into a club.."
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"In Hinduism, cows are sacred, are to be revered and certainly should not be eaten. However, the Christians eat Jesus' corpse."
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"My friend Mahmoud bombed his physics final. At least he didn't fail."
"Why did the student fail the exam? Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin"
"Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?"
"I broke up with my gym We were just not working out."
"When people say things like ""You can't change the past"" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind."
"Today my friend got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes"