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Joke of the Day

"A baby seal walks into a club.."

"Do not underestimate me. 16 just dared me to eat the fish food. It's freeze-dried worms. Wasn't bad. I'm hungry."

"Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu: You get what you deserve"

"""Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?"" ME: No, you're still grounded ""No fair!"" ME: Yes, that's what I said"

"What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag? About 5 seconds."

"How does a male contraceptive pill work? You put it in his shoe and it makes him limp."

"The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to Santa."

"What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry."

"What happens when a guy addicted to banging fat chicks doesn't get laid. Width-drawals."

"Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !! Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AIDS XD"