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Joke of the Day

"No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were."

"There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike."

"I may be weird, but everyone needs a buddy who will show up at 2 a.m. and help get the dead zebra out of the septic tank without judging you"

"The last words of an electrician ""Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."""

"Thank goodness for wide, paved road shoulders that important people like me are entitled to use during traffic jams."

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman knew his parents before they were shot."

"If you ask me where your glasses are, and they're on your head, I will help you look for them forever."

"If You're Having Vocal Problems... ...I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but my pitch ain't one. I apologize in advance."

"""shake what ya momma gave ya!"" *starts shaking low self-esteem*"

"I just fixed somebody's Blackberry Now all of his emails are currant."