200612

Joke of the Day

"A astronomer friend of mine told me a space joke... I didn't get it, it was way above my head."

"I went to a casting for the lead role in a midget porn film. I didn't get the part, but I was told I made the short list."

"I like my woman how I like my books Leather-bound and broken spined."

"Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn."

"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."

"Arby's also has a secret menu. If you order a ""phone book"" they bring you a phone book and you can find any other place to eat."

"How did the scientist like his guacamole? With lots of Avogadro!"

"America's immigration problems are over. Who'd want to live here?"

"Most offensive joke I've ever heard So I was going down on this old lady when I tasted horse semen. So I stopped and said ""Oh grandma, that's how you died"""

"Your momma is so ugly that Scorpion says ""Get away from me"""