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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."
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"I know a joke... that's so dark the police almost shot it."
"If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?"
"I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!"
"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."
"""What? Where?"" -owl on some next level shit"
"Men always say they like strong, smart women until you argue with them. And then they're all like: You talk too much....and I want my Mommy."
"I found an old unframed oil painting in my loft yesterday of a beautiful naked lady so i mounted it"
"How do you spot a egocentric vocalist? They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'"
"I had to When my girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down"