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Joke of the Day

"Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn."

"I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent."

"Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!"

"Where is everybody? Everybody? I don't know. All over the planet I guess."

"So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70."

"Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage."

"My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet... She never said y"

"What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself? A high-jacker."

"Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but I turned them down. I like to keep it reel."

"Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos."