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Joke of the Day

"I like my woman how I like my books Leather-bound and broken spined."

"What is Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin"

"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"

"How are procrastination and masturbation alike? At first it's all fun, but in the end you realize you're just screwing yourself."

"Q: Why did the easter egg hide? A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside."

"What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked? well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up"

"The secret to enjoying good wine: Open to let it breathe. If it appears not to be breathing, apply mouth to mouth."

"You can learn a lot about a person if you install a camera in their bedroom."

"I've never met a Friday I didn't like!"

"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."