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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman how I like my books Leather-bound and broken spined."
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"Happy Father's Day or, mass confusion, if you live in Harlem."
"Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ? i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :("
"An Irishman walks past a bar... ..no, really. It can happen."
"What did Anna Freud let her underwear show? It was a Freudian slip"
"Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie? To-mate-toes!"
"Pull the pin out of a grenade... and you can keep it for the rest of your life."
"Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat clowns? Because they tasted funny."
"I can't wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me."