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Joke of the Day
"How did the scientist like his guacamole? With lots of Avogadro!"
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"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."
"What the plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me"
"My boyfriend called my skirt a petticoat and now he's paying bills using a quill on parchment paper wearing his wooden false teeth."
"Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest"
"One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: ""Darling that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"""
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can always unscrew a light bulb."
"Girlfriend: Why is this broom broken? Did you draw a lightning bolt on the cat? Are you writing with a feather? Me: Muggles...."
"*appears in puff of smoke at a public pool* ""Warning, what you're about to see may shock you!"" Hey! What are y- *touches live wire to water*"
"4 out of 5 Dentist agree that your low-cut blouse shows off your nice rack! The fifth Dentist wants to know where you got that blouse."