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Joke of the Day

"I'm all about fitness fit'ness whole burger into my mouth"

"*deliberately drops paper in front of cute girl* Oh my goodness was that my...(sexy voice) political science degree"

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey... until I turned myself around!"

"A club walks into a seal."

"How did the metal get the wrong idea? He was misled."

"What did the chicken say before it crossed the road? I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!"

"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because they like to climax at the part when the hooker gives the money back."

"Have you guys seen the new Ray Rice's jersey It's a wife beater"

"I used to have S.I.D.S now I have PTSD :("

"""Will.he.was"" -Will.i.am's tombstone"