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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day... Thats an awfully big word for a six year old."

"Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools? They were looking in Oldowan places"

"What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew ? A boy scout returns back from camp."

"A Jamaican is sightseeing in Egypt. A vehicle drives by, beeping its horn. ""Coo yah!"" he says. ""It's tootin' car, mon!"""

"He is on that bird call website a lot. - My Mom describing me on twitter to older relatives at get-togethers."

"Your insistence on having your father walk you down the aisle may seem odd to some Especially considering the two of you are only going grocery shopping. _______________ I stole this joke."

"Omg what a weekend - I don't need to eat again for the rest of this year. Is that cheesecake?"

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."

"Home early. Wife : ""Why are u home so early?"" Hubby : ""My boss said go to hell!"""

"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"