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Joke of the Day

"Confusing the word, ""jacuzzi"" with, ""yakuza"" has gotten me in hot water with the Japanese mafia more than once."

"What do you call a Mexican church? A Taco bell."

"Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too."

"Love restaurants that put ice cubes in their urinals. Makes me think the ice is a bank vault and my pee is a laser."

"I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know."

"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."

"Just remember... you're unique... Just like everybody else."

"Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with the handcuffs on."

"Why did hipster burn himself? He drank the Coffee before it was cool"

"Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that 'This conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes.'"