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Joke of the Day
"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"
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"Cop: ""Are you driving under the influence?"" Me: ""No."" Cop: ""Say the alphabet backwards."" Me: ""Tebahpla eht."""
"What's the worst thing about being a gynecologist? You can't eat on the job."
"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."
"Zombie Apocalypse has begun... Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else holding up? Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?"
"Why were the 2 in love melons upset? Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)"
"My dick's like Pizza Hut... Kids eat for free."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six-offender!"
"Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models? Nobody, he had no one to look up to."
"""Dad, lil bro pooped on the floor!""nMe: Ok, just like we practiced. I'll hide in garage, you go tell Mommy. This convo never happened! GO!"