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Joke of the Day

"Genetic link to male ageing and stress found in the XX sex chromosome. Hopefully it translates well enough into english."

"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"

"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."

"What do you call someone who can't dance? A white guy."

"What do they call Miley Cyrus in France? Kilometrey Cyrus."

"If you're too old to get teen pregnant but still want to see a look of disappointment on your father's face, may I suggest a short haircut."

"What's the hardest part to eat when eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"My wife wants to meet new people & have fun, so she made me join a Bridge Club.... ...I jump off next Tuesday"

"What rings twice and screams once? Ray Charles answering the iron"

"Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse."