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Joke of the Day

"Are you in a fight with another person? Well it really seems like you two are squaring off. At least to tell us the long side of the story according to the Pythagorean Theorem."

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"I just posted a selfie and people told me to get well soon."
"""You're never alone."": A phrase that's maybe cute to find in a love note, but horrifying to find smeared on a fogged up bathroom mirror."
"What do you call a dumb nerd? A geek."
"whats another name for a cemetary? a chinese resturant"
"Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it? But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe."
"I'm a long-term thinker. For instance, the green bananas I bought will be delicious in 2 days."
"A blind man walks into the bar... And the table... And the chair..."
"How was Rome cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."
"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"