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Joke of the Day
"I had a cocaine joke, but now I can't find it It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up"
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"What do you call a small parent? A minimum !"
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"
"Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight,,, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanhjkjhgfd,, THIS IS SCOTT'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT."
"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"
"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"
"Can you honor Maya Angelou by not pretending that you knew much about her?"
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men."
"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."
"Excuse me, do you really need glasses... or are they just for looks?"