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Joke of the Day
"Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy? Security at Samsung."
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"I want what any normal girl wants in life... A great job, a loving husband and to be the wallpaper on thousands of iPhones."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender"
"If you use a wrong word in a tweet and a grammar nazi loses his shit- Try these consoling words : ""Their, there, they're. It'll be okay"""
"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."
"I never got why nice guys don't get all the girls... I mean they do finish last, I thought girls liked that."
"God once put his dick in a box as a gift and called it the Omnipresent."
"Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot."
"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about."
"What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !"