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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !"

"Sanders supporters are like... that kid in class that gets Fs and Ds the whole semester and then says ""If I get a 100 on the final I can still get a C"""

"Order 66 ... If the citizens of Star Wars used Base 66 Numbers, Palpatine would have said: > Execute the Order of Magnitude!"

"Student l: ""Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?"" Student 2: ""They are?"" Student 1: ""Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"""

"What anime do Mexicans watch? Boku no Pico de Gallo"

"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."

"Went into Dollar Store. Asked for a dollar. Cashier did not give me one. Suing company for false advertising."

"Two atoms are in a bar One says to another: ""I think I've lost an electron today."" The other one replies "" are you sure?"" ""I'm positive!"""

"For me, getting girls is like spreading butter... It's much easier with a knife."

"I met a hot girl. We had dinner yesterday. At least I'm assuming she had dinner."