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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."
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"Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."
"So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks. ""Occupation? No! I'm here to visit!"""
"Knock knock..."
"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come to me"
"*at a restaurant* Don't be awkward, don't be awkward Waitress: how's the food? Me: yes"
"[after an accident on the ski slope] ME: did i nail the triple backflip PARAMEDIC: u choked on a tootsie roll and fell off of the ski lift"