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Joke of the Day

"God once put his dick in a box as a gift and called it the Omnipresent."

"I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary and those who don't"

"I'm not really a fan of Apple products. Mostly because I'm a bigger fan of not being broke."

"What did Batman say when he went to the butcher? Got Ham?"

"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"

"What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common? They both can't make any change"

"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."

"Peanut Butter and Jam Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her."