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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about."
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"I went to a paraplegic fundraiser It was crawling with pussy"
"to my friend who was cooking steaks for the first time: you can either make steaks or mis-steaks."
"popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things"
"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call."
"The sausage principle. If you like something, never find out how it's made."
"Wanna Hear a Joke My Ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER... Ge-Get because marriage is such a terrible thing. -Grucle Stan"
"What does a carpenter do after one night stand? A matching one for the other side of the bed."
"How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired."