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Joke of the Day

"The cashier wasn't impressed with my top hat, sash, and monocle until I said ""Keep the change"" from the $1 I gave him for my $0.95 purchase."

"Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no."

"What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."

"During labor the pain is so intense A woman almost feels what a man feels when he has a fever"

"Mexican and black jokes are all the same.. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"The reason I have only broken 9 out of the 10 Commandments... ...is because I would have to be one sick and twisted individual to use the Lord's name in vain!"

"I've just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing. She's behind with the laundry."

"I hate adjectives Because they're terrible! \_()_/ "

"Sadly, I had to quit my job as a taxi driver... I just couldn't stand everyone talking behind my back."

"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."