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Joke of the Day

"I hate adjectives Because they're terrible! \_()_/ "

"So I was having sex the other day"

"England can't win anything. Brazil took away their top spot of Most Embarrassing team."

"Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?"

"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"

"The best underwear jokes.... are brief."

"I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again. I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!"

"What is a porn star's favorite allergy medicine? (NSFW?) Bend'n'dryl"

"Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months."

"TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12"" instead of your 8"", you get fireworks. Whoops. Wrong sub."