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Joke of the Day

"Why was the gay triceratops so frustrated? Because he couldn't find any tricerabottoms!"

"Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified."

"How can you tell a girl has been masturbating on her period You catch her red handed"

"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight"

"[body shape - help request] M, 18, struggling to get rid of a body fit for a 46 year old... Seriously guys, do I cut it up or just bury it whole?"

"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."

"What did the gay guy change his name to? Roy G. Biv"

"What do a call a fighting tournament where homosexuals engage in sissy\slap-fighting each other? [Tekken Fag Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekken_Tag_Tournament)"

"So I decided to make some fan-fiction. My fan-fiction is about reality. I'm calling it The Bible."