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Joke of the Day

"Sadly, I had to quit my job as a taxi driver... I just couldn't stand everyone talking behind my back."

"In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said ""My mom says she's allergic to most other moms"" Super"

"What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle? A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top."

"I have invented a new game. You lock yourself and 9 other friends in a house that has 2 bathrooms. You all then take a load of laxative and fight over the toilets. I call it 'Game Of Thrones'"

"Opinions are like assholes... Everyone has one, but they all stink."

"What's the best class in school if you want to be a doctor? Weight training, it gives you the most patients."

"""Why I watch porn backwards"" -friend doing comedy, please enjoy Reddit!"

"Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I paid for a $0.95 corndog with a dollar!"

"People say I have poor grammar I guess I'm just unarticulate"

"A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense"