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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no."

"there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything."

"Side chicks are getting leftover Halloween candy for Valentine's Day ""Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?"" ""Cuz you my BOO"""

"""I"" before ""E"", except after ""C"". That's an efficient rule. Very efficient. Yep...efficient."

"So, I've recently started a whiskey diet... I've lost three days already."

"I couldn't get an erection while having sex with my wife... So I took her to a nice dinner. There was no hard-feelings."

"The only highlight of a brutal moving day: Wife: ""That's way too big to fit in the back door."" 4 people in unison: ""That's what she said!"""

"What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running . . . JK! Rolling"

"I miss being in a relationship. Could 1 of you girls come over here and yell at me, treat me like shi t and not sleep with me? It might help."

"There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones. 2. Lists. 3. Ironical."