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Joke of the Day

"During labor the pain is so intense A woman almost feels what a man feels when he has a fever"

"I tried to write with my broken pencil today it was pointless"

"What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia? Austronomers"

"I saw my friend's girl sleeping with another man in the army but didn't tell him... It was a private affair."

"What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box"

"I took a bus home last night That may not be a big deal to you, but I have never reposted before."

"Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!"

"dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving me: Why? dad: What's a fuse? me: Uh dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend? me: Patr- oh"

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film."

"Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms."