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Joke of the Day
"During labor the pain is so intense A woman almost feels what a man feels when he has a fever"
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"Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up"
"""How do we spell this pasta?"" L ""Ok"" A ""Got it"" S ""Neat"" A ""Diggin it"" G ""What the hell"" N ""Wait"" A ""I have some questions"""
"What do you call old, expired Neosporin? Paleosporin"
"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it."
"The man who invented the Kinder Surprise had died. The pathologist who does his autopsy is in for a treat."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"My favorite poem Roses are red Violets are blue I hope I don't Impregnate you"
"Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound."
"What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach? A pocket full of shells."