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Joke of the Day

"[mom unloads groceries] if there's one thing i love, besides my wild little rascals, it's subscribing to twenty different online tv services"

"If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country. And has last name is Rita. He would be Senor Rita."

"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"

"saw guy at the store hand his gf some ""cutie"" oranges and say ""youre the real cutie."" i went to the bedding aisle and screamed into a pillow"

"Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display? The Sithsonian."

"Me: Good night, moon. [30 mins later] Moon: I thought you went to bed. I saw you favorite that tweet. Why aren't you reading my messages?"

"What do boxes breathe? Boxygen"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"

"What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist? Nothing."

"Why aren't there any baby Transformers? Because Auto-Bots pull out!"