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Joke of the Day
"What do boxes breathe? Boxygen"
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"*Jesus emerges from tomb* Wow was that 3 days? Holy cow. I was marathoning The Wire. You guys seen this?"
"All of these Ferguson jokes lately... What a riot!"
"Do the stupid crap you're going to do soon cause in a few weeks, when forced to explain, you can end by saying, ""but that was last year."""
"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."
"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"
"I'm always a little suspicious of women who say that they don't ""remember things"""
"You know why women are bad at parking? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."
"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."
"Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones."