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Joke of the Day

"Me: Good night, moon. [30 mins later] Moon: I thought you went to bed. I saw you favorite that tweet. Why aren't you reading my messages?"

"I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish."

"The baby mouse ventures out of its lair and sees the world for the first time as a bat flies past.. The mouse rushes back into the lair screaming, ""Mommy, I've just seen an Angel!""."

"Tried to change my password to Twilight... ...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :("

"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."

"How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power? ""This isn't just a campaign, this is a political *revolution!*"""

"Origami The World Origami Championships is today. Let's see how it unfolds."

"Something I'll sadly never get back as a Jew My foreskin."

"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."