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Joke of the Day
"Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display? The Sithsonian."
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"Where did the gay Wizard go? He disappeared with a poof."
"Shout out to the dude who's followed and unfollowed approximately 25632 times this week."
"Someone stole my catheter... ... they really took the piss."
"[g/friends dad] ""who in your opinion is the greatest football player of all time?"" Me - [say a real name say a real name] ""Football Man"""
"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? 'Cuz they're ugly and they stink!"
"A jewish guy asks his father for $20 His father replied, ""ten dollars? what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's a quarter."
"I feel like a mentally disabled person with an Australian accent would be the most annoying thing ever."
"My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003. She's up to three packs a day. Rodney Dangerfield"
"It turns out no one likes ""the real me"" and they have asked the priest to reverse my exorcism."