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Joke of the Day
"""Is there a Mrs. Prime?"" -- EVERY GIRL TRANSFORMER EVER, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM"
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"It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them"
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes"
"Where do you hide if you kill a black man? Behind a badge."
"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."
"If I were a drug dealer and rapper... ...my stage name would be MC M-Prime."
"What do you call a self absorbed lobster? A little shellfish! I'll^see^myself^out..."
"Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert."
"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."