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Joke of the Day
"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."
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"What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? ""I must throw that doggie out the window !""!"
"What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings? A Bi bipolar polar bear!"
"I installed a pedometer app on my phone But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids."
"The girl on the stripper pole got mad because I gave her a monopoly dollar, well fake boobs, fake hair, fake nails gets fake dollars!"
"George W. G. Ferris Jr. designed and constructed the first Ferris Wheel. He saw much potential in his new invention, he said, ""This will revolutionise circus attractions!"""
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"Yo mamma's so fat when she went on vacation, the locals correctly identified her as an American"