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Joke of the Day
"ur mama is sooo fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out."
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"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"
"Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years? Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision"
"Caller: I'm your worst nightmare. Me: Whaaat?? You're a sugar free cookie??"
"Why do cow wear bells? Because their horn doesn't work!"
"""I'd tap that."" ~tap dancer, about a song he really likes"
"Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans"
"Interesting that on Opposite Day you cannot declare that it is so."
"So I was talking to the devil, and I asked him about his job... He told me ""It's soul crushing and I love it."""
"Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves."