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Joke of the Day

"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."

"I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman."

"Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan? Because he was a kami!"

"Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you're standing outside watching your house burn."

"Time Travel Right now! What do we want? More time travel jokes! When do we want them?"

"Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed."

"Falling in love is just like falling down a well, except one is dank, dark and scary, and can really hurt you, and the other is a well."

"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."

"Did you hear about the statistician that drowned? Apparently he tried crossing a river with an average depth of 4 feet."

"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."