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Joke of the Day

"What's the Difference between Jam and Jelly? What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Inspiration taken from How I Met Your Mother :)"

"When pharmacist gets sick....... Does the doctor give him a taste of his own medicine?"

"Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."

"If im walking around with my arms crossed, there's a 90% chance im not mad...Im just probably not wearing a bra"

"Held A door open for an Asian man today he said ""sank you""... He better not be referring to pearl harbor.."

"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."

"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"

"I had sex with an asian woman in an elevator... It was Wong on so many levels"

"The word of the day is legs... Spread the word!"

"What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat"