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Joke of the Day

"[playing pictionary] Her: A circle..a ring...a diamond ring...a diamond engagement ring...OMG YES I'LL MARRY YOU! Him: Its a door knocker."

"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."

"Is Google a woman? I can't even finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions."

"Ringing the doorbell.... ...don't knock it 'til you've tried it."

"What do you say to someone with a bladder problem? Urine trouble."

"So my car broke down My mechanic said it was obvious I'd blown a seal. I said keep my private life out of it and just fix the damn car!"

"Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service."

"Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers? Because they're always looking for drains."

"What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness."

"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."