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Joke of the Day

"A reporter told the police that someone hacked his computer and removed the first line of every story. There are no ledes."

"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."

"So Hitler writes a porno... It's title: *Mein Kampfidential*"

"Have you heard of the American Philosophical Association? I'm not sure if it exists or not and neither are they."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK Rowling."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches and a peeping Tom watches snatches"

"How did the pollock die raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."

"What do you call bears with no ears? b"

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobees."

"Say what you want about suicide jumpers. I think they used all of their potential."