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Joke of the Day

"NSFW: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In the loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there."

"If I want to nap for just an hour, I have a big glass of water beforehand. Alarms can be turned off, but a full bladder waits for no one."

"What do you call a rhetorical fish? Sharkasm."

"I just watched a boring documentary on how to build a time machine. That's an hour of my life I'll probably get back."

"What do you call a laptop that sings? A Dell"

"It would be easier on everyone if my kids' teachers would cut out the middle man and email my homework assignments directly to me."

"Female hygiene jokes are not funny Period"

"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."

"What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened."