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Joke of the Day

"I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own."

"why don't spiders go to school.. Because they learn everything on web. :( i know i suck at jokes."

"I don't know, Jay-Z. If I was worth half a billion dollars, I'd have like 3 problems. Max."

"Hey wanna hear a fat joke? [deleted]"

"I used to be a plumber on the International Space Station Shit was outta this world."

"What do you call someone obsessed with France A ouiaboo"

"There's only two kinds of people in this world: people who know how to use conjunctions, but people who don't."

"Did you know that too much Viagra can also make you confused? Yeah - it happened to this stand-up comic - he told the room ... Thank you very much, I 'll be hard all week ..."

"For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage."

"A guy at work just bought me ice cream and now we're making out. I've never been this intimate with ice cream before."