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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Usian Bolt and Hitler ? Usian Bolt can finish a race."
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"Being a suicide bolder sounds like a blast"
"Why cant clinton stand straight? Because she is Crooked."
"'Do Not Touch' Must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille"
"Did you hear about the boss that slept with his secretary and then fired her? He really gave her the shaft."
"why don't foot fetishists ever win anything? because they like the taste of defeat. i'm not even sorry."
"What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years? Ancient grease"
"What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate."
"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."
"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""