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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Usian Bolt and Hitler ? Usian Bolt can finish a race."

"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."

"What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone"

"I used to be a banker... But I lost interest in the job"

"Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet? No? K."

"How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!"

"Until public restrooms have automatic doors, the automatic sinks, soap and paper towel dispenser will make no sense to me."

"How many pallbearers are needed at an Indian funeral? 2, it only takes two people to carry a trash-can."

"Someone: What are you up to? Me: Fuxing with all my facebook friends via their newsfeeds. You?"

"Did you hear about that new Jewish car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up!"