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Joke of the Day

"Why cant clinton stand straight? Because she is Crooked."

"I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products."

"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"

"What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? -- either way, you're gonna lose your trailer..."

"What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter? A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime."

"Which is the saltiest fish? Tuna"

"There are 2 screaming kids & a guy talking full voice on his cell in this bank. I'll wave at you on the news tonight as they lead me away."

"I said to my Doctor, ""I've become a can of deodorant."" He said, ""Are you sure?"" I replied, ""No, I'm Lynx."""

"I sleep better naked and it's more comfortable WHY CAN'T THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT UNDERSTAND THIS?"

"Anyone who gives me flowers makes my whole day. Anyone who gives me anal makes my whole week."