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Joke of the Day
"Being a suicide bolder sounds like a blast"
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"I saw a fight between a group of Gay guys.... Blows were exchanged."
"Autocorrect changed ""you flatter me"" to ""you flatten me"" and shit just got really weird."
"What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !"
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar"
"In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course."
"I got a German girl's phone number I just ask her for it and she said, ""nine nine nine, nine nine nine nine."""
"A bear walks into a bar Bartender: "" What will you have sir?"" Bear: ""Gin............ and tonic."" Bartender: ""Why the big pause?"" Bear: ""I dont know my dad had them too."""
"Good credit is like Good Pussy, It sticks around until the money is gone."
"Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money."