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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."
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"Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth."
"I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave."
"Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ? Because he's a man of the nice watch"
"I saw a car with a flat tire so I offered to help. She tells me to hurry cause she has a hair appoinment..This is how serial killers r born"
"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."
"First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No I'm dead on my feet."
"Do they sell 2017 calendars by the month? Not sure I want to commit to a full year."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass"
"My cat and I have lots in common like how we both cry when we're hungry and both put our ass in the air when it's being rubbed."