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Joke of the Day

"The US flag on the moon lost its color and is now completely white It's now the French flag."

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"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"
"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"
"What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado? Quackamole"
"My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is."
"Did you hear about that girl in the terrible car accident the other day? Her entire left side had to be amputated. She's all right now."
"A man was walking in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone ""Morning!"" he said The Other man replied:""No just taking a shit"""
"Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons."
"My review of the sun One star"
"Ghost joke How could a ghost have two moms One of them has to be a transparent"