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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off of a guard tower."
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"DON'T make this weird... (I whisper in your ear, as I pet your eyebrows)"
"I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational..."
"Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one."
"The good thing about necrophilia is you don't need to bring flowers. Most of the time they're usually already there. -Goerge Carlin"
"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"
"History channel."
"How do you make a nun pregnant? (fixed) NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy and hope he misses."
"The Oedipal complex.. It's the difference between MILF and M,ILF."
"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."