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Joke of the Day

"I didn't sleep so well last night... So this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I made it halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"

"Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort? Because of his hex appeal."

"A Catholic priest comes in a bar...... on a 5 year old boy's face."

"You Rock... me paper, I win!"

"What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common? Either way you lose a motorhome."

"I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled ""Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes."" It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!"

"Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: ""Don't Walk."""

"When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that."

"Here's a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?"