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Joke of the Day

"How does George W. Bush do well on his high school midterms? He uses study strategeries."

"I'm all about fitness fit'ness whole burger into my mouth"

"What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker"

"What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months."

"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."

"What's got 90 balls and screws old women? BINGO!"

"Baby, it's cold outside. I checked my weather app."

"Did you hear about the pizza cook who died in the pizza oven explosion? They had to peel him off the ceiling."

"Drugs and alcohol aren't the answer. Unless the question is why did you shit on the sidewalk last night?"

"Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste."