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Joke of the Day
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"Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck."
"What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one? Necrophilia."
"Alabama changed the drinking age to 34 They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools"
"What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese? ""Gouda, gouda..."""
"What's the easiest way to make a million dollars? Invest a billion."
"A woman told me I seem like I ""need a blowjob,"" which has all the insight of a psychic telling a crowd ""someone here has lost a loved one."""
"Sad that Batman's never seen a PG movie b/c he never had parental guidance"
"What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common? Baristas"
"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."