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Joke of the Day
"There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses. "
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"[Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?"
"[Frugal] I ran behind a bus all the way home and save $2.25. Got home and girlfriend mocked me saying had I run behind a cab, I would have saved $15."
"Who had it worse than the Jews in 1941? The Jews in 1942."
"There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris."
"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"
"What does Massive Attack call Parkinson's Disease? Interia Creeps Moovin' Up Slowly"
"me: you know they never did catch the zodiac killer guy next to me on the bus: why do you keep saying that"
"My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true."
"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."