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Joke of the Day
"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."
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"A rapist, a pedophile and a priest walks into a bar."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!"
"""I want her skin."" -Serial killers and teenage girls"
"What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater? A Christmas cracker"
"WHISKERS: There's nothing there. Go ahead. BLIND PERSON: *Steps off cliff* WHISKERS: Technically ^-- why we don't have seeing-eye cats"
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
"What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison"
"What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet? Remains to be seen."
"GENIE: you have three wishes. ME: sweet, I wish for pie. GENIE: okay, whatever, you have 3.14 wishes."