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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer? Drink, Pray, Truck"
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"A beggar once asked me, ""Any change?"" I said, ""Nope. You're still broke."""
"When someone tells me, ""I think of you as family,"" I assume I'm about to be yelled at for something that happened 10 years ago."
"A joke finally containing original content Original content."
"Why was the S&M phone sex caller so quiet? Because he was tongue tied!"
"If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights"
"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."
"What's the bright side of being knocked unconscious and raped? At least you get to start with an anonymous tip."
"What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook."
"What's the best way to turn a pussy into a dick? Give it a badge."