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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer? Drink, Pray, Truck"

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman."

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed. I never knew they worked!"

"How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb? ... Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?"

"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."

"A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway."

"If Donald Trump becomes President... ... There will be hell toupee."

"What could be a good name for a really inappropriate French porno? The Princess and the Frog"

"My Facebook ""News Feed"" should be renamed ""A bunch of boring fucking idiots who have horrible grammar"" feed."